May 2013
person: so do you watch any tv shows?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
zackisontumblr:
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
epic-humor:
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
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coltongillies:
igohardinovertime:
this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
bulletbakas:
ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
epic-humor:
mrschriskendall:
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
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epic-humor:
nigerian:[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
kawhoru:
by the end of the school year i dont even give a shit anymore im literally just like
seeaann:
you must be a paper towel because you’re
lovehgood:
let me introduce you to a button i’ll never use
voldie:
no mom I can’t go back to school tomorrow i’m still ugly
fffcuk:
give me attention so i can ignore you
grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
me: not in this economy
